The Trials & Tribulations of a Pizza Order Taker
Welcome to The Trials and Tribulations of a Pizza Order Taker podcast. My name is Jared and I've worked in customer service, for way too long. Let's reclaim our souls together by bonding over ridiculous customers, one story at a time. Feedback, thoughts and opinions appreciated: pizzaordertaker@gmail.com / Twitter: @pizzaordertaker
Episodes
20 episodes
The Escort Agency
Episode 20: On this weeks episode we get a fun call for once, an escort agency placing an order for 10 pizzas. We got to hear the escort agency lady take some calls. Next we have an employee who is angry and acting like a child when their heads...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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10:30
How Big is Your Sausage?
Episode 19: On this weeks episode, our first customer demands I call her Grandma and is very passionate about getting her grandson his two liter coke. The next customer is a pervert and wants to know how big our sausage is and continues to orde...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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10:36
CSI Pizza
Episode 18: On this weeks episode our first customer claims there's a hair in her pizza and I believe her, unfortunately the store owner doesn't. He claims his video tapes every order made. Our second customer is angry that his pizza is burnt, ...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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8:22
The Missing Bra
Episode 17: On this weeks episode, our first customer decided my name would be a swear word because he incorrectly thought his pizza was late. Our second customer was upset because he dropped his wings on his kitchen floor and he wanted to be c...
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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9:31
Petrified Wood
Episode 16: On this weeks episode we have a condescending customer who thinks my name is "boy" and keeps getting angry and being verbally abusive because I need to know what hotel he is at and room #. I get fed up and pull a trick on him at the...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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9:30
The Condom
Episode 15: On this weeks episode we have a customer that claims she found a used condom in her pizza, that's right an actual condom. Our second customer is rude for no reason and karma bites me in the butt when I transfer him back to the recor...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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9:13
Are You a Homosexual
Episode 14: On this weeks episode we have a customer who demands his pizza crust be made of buttered toast, nothing else will be acceptable. Our second customer is angry when I ask for his phone number to start his order, at one point he demand...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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9:57
Sexy Time
Episode 13: On this weeks episode we have a customer who tells me that he hopes I die because of what we did to him. Our second customer claims his pizza smells like gas and is concerned it will blow up. Our last customer decides that it would ...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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9:18
9 Inches - It Needs to be Thick!
Episode 12: On this weeks episode we have a customer who needs to learn to lie. Maybe saying you found a hair in your pizza instead of a clump of hair might be more believable. Our second customer was a creep that sexualized ordering pizza. Our...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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8:41
Pyramid Scheme
Episode 11: On this weeks episode, we have a customer who thinks we're stupid and running a pyramid scheme because we sell our pizza's 2 for 1. Our second customer gets angry because he thinks providing only the street number is enough to find ...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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10:48
You're Holding Me Hungry
Episode 10: On this weeks episode, we have a customer who has no money and wants to give me a little "somethin' somethin" to pay for it. When I tell her I like men, her homophobic boyfriend comes on the phone. Customer number 2 keeps demanding ...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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9:56
The Pubic Hair
Episode 9: In this weeks episode, we have a customer who insists there is a pubic hair in their pizza. It couldn't be hair from someone's head, it has to be a pubic hair. Our second customer is very upset we only sent him two curly fries (right...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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8:52
Your Driver Kidnapped Me!
Episode 8: In this weeks episode we have a customer that doesn't believe we carry beef salami and therefore we are trying to murder him. We have another customer who claims the delivery driver kidnapped him and our last customer claims the driv...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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9:24
Injured Pigeon
Episode 7: In this episode we have a customer that is angry because a random person spit near his car. We have another customer who insists we know the difference between impact vs. intent and our last customer has an injured bird...yes a perso...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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10:43
Vote With My Dollars
Episode 6: In this episode we have a customer who feels funny and had to eat an old crusty cinnamon bun to survive. We also have a customer who works hard for his money and he will have to vote with his dollars. Our last customer gets attacked ...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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8:52
I'm Getting Agitated!
Episode 5: In this episode we have a customer who is agitated about mushrooms. We have another customer who thinks it's a hate crime not to send him his dipping sauce and finally our last customer is recently released from jail, is ...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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8:52
Like a Hot Dog without Ketchup!
Episode 4: In this episode we have a customer who compare's not receiving dipping sauce to a hot dog not having ketchup. We have a woman who is angry about the number of wings she's received and a customer who doesn't understand how wing flavou...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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10:03
My Breadsticks Should Be Round
Episode 3:Sometimes you get a customer so dumb that you want to smash your head into your desk. In this episode, we have a customer that insists their breadsticks should be round. Instead of a pizza, a customer gets something very unexp...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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10:55